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One is the loneliest number...

Poll #1347530 One for the road...

More romantic meal:

Dinner at a fancy Restaurant
1(5.9%)
Eating Take-out together on the couch
3(17.6%)
Breakfast in Bed
3(17.6%)
A Picnic Somewhere Secluded
2(11.8%)
Fondue
2(11.8%)
Pretty much having anything cooked for you
3(17.6%)
Meals are not for lovers, they are for hungry people!
3(17.6%)


Last day for ghettogories is today...there may be a prize for the winner and it may involve me and a trenchcoat showing up at your house. Or it may all be a lie!

Because I like candy...



Poll #1346892 Theme week continues?

Hilldo loves conversation hearts...what's the better conversation heart phrase:

AWESOME
0(0.0%)
GET REAL
3(17.6%)
BE MY HERO
6(35.3%)
CALL ME
1(5.9%)
FAX ME
2(11.8%)
CUTIE PIE
2(11.8%)
MY MAN
0(0.0%)
GO GIRL
1(5.9%)
URA STAR
2(11.8%)
I know not what this delicious chalky candy is!
0(0.0%)

Better Generic Valentines Day Gift:

Flowers
4(23.5%)
Heart shaped box of chocolate
10(58.8%)
Jewelry
0(0.0%)
Conversation Hearts
2(11.8%)
A Card
1(5.9%)

Ok, a question not about valentines day...how many times do you hit the snooze button on your alarm in the morning?

1
4(23.5%)
2
3(17.6%)
3
2(11.8%)
4
2(11.8%)
5+
1(5.9%)
I magically wake up on time and do not require an alarm
5(29.4%)

In 10 characters (or less!)...make up your own conversation heart phrase. It can be as sweet or as dirty as you like of course!

we're all alright

Poll #1346294 since valentine's day is coming up

Most jackass-tastic way to dump someone:

Over email
0(0.0%)
Text message
0(0.0%)
Jumbotron at a baseball game
5(29.4%)
PA announcement at their place of employment
3(17.6%)
Sending flowers/chocolate with a break-up note inside
1(5.9%)
Just stop talking to them!
4(23.5%)
Tell them you've got the gay (or the straight)
0(0.0%)
Suddenly pretend you forgot how to speak English
2(11.8%)
Fake death by angry marmoset
2(11.8%)

Prettiest generic flower:

Rose
2(11.8%)
Daisy
4(23.5%)
Lily
8(47.1%)
Chrysanthemum
1(5.9%)
Tulip
2(11.8%)

Stuffed animals?

Yes!
13(76.5%)
Not for me, but OK
2(11.8%)
Hell no!
0(0.0%)
What??
2(11.8%)

Have you filled out your Ghettogories answers yet?

Yeah!
7(43.8%)
No! (if not, why the hell not!)
2(12.5%)
ANGRY MARMOSET
7(43.8%)


Make sure you submit your Ghettogories answers soon! We'll be closing that on Wed or Thurs!

Now for something completely Different!

We're going to try something different today. Ever play the game scattergories? If so, you'll have a pretty good idea of what is going on. If not, let me explain.

Behind the cut there are 10 stupid questions which you will try to answer starting with a certain letter. For every answer you fill in (and isn't answered by someone else) you get a point. Basically, here's the rules as to what kind of answers are ok:

• The first word of your answer must begin with the key letter.

• The articles "A”, "An", and “The” cannot be used for their key letters. Examples: “S" is the key letter for the Movie Title, The Shining. "T” is the key letter for the Book, A Tale Of Two Cities.

• The exact same answer CANNOT be given twice in one round. Example: You cannot answer Daisy for a Flower and also for A Girl’s Name.

• When answering with a proper name, the first or last name may be used as long as the key letter is the first letter of your answer. For example, if the key letter is "P” and the category is Celebrity, your answer could be Paul Newman or Presley, Elvis.

• Creative answers can be acceptable. For example, you could answer Knuckle as a kind of Sandwich. However if you get too creative we may just come to your house and poke you with a stick.

Also, if you can use the key letter twice, say it's G and you answer "Giant Gonads", that's worth 2 points. "God's Greasy Giant Gonads" would be worth 4, but don't go too crazy. :)

You can't see any of the answers to this one for the time being, sev and I a panel of experts will be scoring it and share the answers after the fact. You don't even have to do this today, we aren't even going to look at the answers until probably thursday of next week, so take your time.

Ok I'm done blabbing, the Letter is R! Get to it!

I cut because I loveCollapse )

Edit: Ok, apparently I'm an idiot and closed this poll at some point. Sorry about that, it's open again.

Edit part two: Polls are closed for real this time. Thanks to all who played. :)

Shut your man pleaser...

Poll #1342815 All about the Lady Jacks...

Better Planet:

Mercury
0(0.0%)
Venus
1(5.6%)
Earth
2(11.1%)
Mars
0(0.0%)
Jupiter
1(5.6%)
Saturn
4(22.2%)
Uranus
0(0.0%)
Neptune
1(5.6%)
Pluto (shaddup it's still a planet to me)
7(38.9%)
I hate planets and am currently building my own death star to destroy them all.
2(11.1%)

Better Random Day in February:

Create a Vacuum Day (Feb. 4th)
0(0.0%)
Toothache Day (Feb. 9th)
0(0.0%)
Umbrella Day (Feb. 10th)
0(0.0%)
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day (Feb. 11th)
1(5.6%)
Get a Different Name Day (Feb. 13th)
1(5.6%)
Ferris Wheel Day (Feb. 14th)
2(11.1%)
Random Acts of Kindness Day (Feb. 17th)
2(11.1%)
Hoodie-Hoo Day (Feb. 20th)
3(16.7%)
International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day (Feb. 23rd)
3(16.7%)
Public Sleeping Day (Feb. 28th)
6(33.3%)

If you could have a life sized cake made of any super hero, which of the following would you pick:

Batman
3(16.7%)
The Hulk
2(11.1%)
Superman
2(11.1%)
Spiderman
0(0.0%)
Iron Man
4(22.2%)
Wolverine
7(38.9%)

Always remember to bring a towel...

Poll #1339685 Go Go Power Rangers

So the super bowl is this weekend....you watching?

No, I have no interest in such things
8(53.3%)
Yes, but only for a little while...and mainly for the commercials.
0(0.0%)
Yes, I'm looking forward to the actual game
4(26.7%)
Yes, but only because I'm going to a party where people will be watching it
2(13.3%)
No, I'll be too busy drinking.
0(0.0%)
No, I'll be too busy making out with Hilldo.
1(6.7%)

Are you dressing up like a cartoon/video game character this weekend?

Yes, one that is the same gender as myself
3(20.0%)
Yes, one that is a different gender then myself
1(6.7%)
Yes, one that is an unspecified gender
0(0.0%)
No, I'll be dressing up as something other than a cartoon/video game character
2(13.3%)
No I'm not dressing up!
6(40.0%)
What the hell are you talking about?
3(20.0%)

Better Long Running Video Game Franchise:

Zelda
2(13.3%)
Mario
3(20.0%)
Sonic
0(0.0%)
Final Fantasy
9(60.0%)
Castlevania
0(0.0%)
Madden
0(0.0%)
Metal Gear
0(0.0%)
Mega Man
1(6.7%)
Metroid
0(0.0%)

Name a song you really like right now...and would you recommend the album it's on?



I'm sure I forgot someone's favorite videogame franchise...so feel free to own me in the comments.

Clank!

Poll #1338413 I'm sorry, what?

Better Thing That Sucks:

Vampires
4(23.5%)
Vacuums
2(11.8%)
Vortexes
5(29.4%)
Leeches
0(0.0%)
Your Mom
6(35.3%)

Better NASA invention:

Invisible Braces
2(11.8%)
Scratch Resistant Lenses
9(52.9%)
Memory Foam
3(17.6%)
Ear Thermometers
1(5.9%)
Shoe Insoles
2(11.8%)
Tang
0(0.0%)

Better Instrument:

Kazoo
2(11.8%)
Triangle
6(35.3%)
Tamborine
3(17.6%)
Maracas
5(29.4%)
Slide Whistle
1(5.9%)

Better Business Bureau

Poll #1337724 Better Business Bureau

Better Apple:

Red Delicious
3(17.6%)
Yellow Delicious
1(5.9%)
Granny Smith
3(17.6%)
Gala
3(17.6%)
Empire
1(5.9%)
Macintosh
1(5.9%)
Fuji
3(17.6%)
Jonagold
1(5.9%)
Crabapple
0(0.0%)
What is this "fruit" you speak of?
1(5.9%)

Better ball

Basketball
1(5.9%)
Baseball
1(5.9%)
Golf ball
1(5.9%)
Ping Pong ball
5(29.4%)
Football
1(5.9%)
Soccer ball
1(5.9%)
Cheese ball
5(29.4%)
Tennis ball
0(0.0%)
Beach ball
2(11.8%)

Better Blanket:

Fleece
6(37.5%)
Knit
0(0.0%)
Electric
1(6.2%)
Chenille
1(6.2%)
Microfleece
2(12.5%)
Down comforter
5(31.2%)
Warm manly/womanly body
1(6.2%)

Typo you want the LEAST in an email to your boss:

Better late then never...

Poll #1336257 Touch of Evil

Better name for the devil:

Lucifer
3(17.6%)
Satan
2(11.8%)
Prince of Darkness
1(5.9%)
The Antichrist
3(17.6%)
Mephistopheles
5(29.4%)
Beelzebub
3(17.6%)

Ever see the really old batman tv show, where instead of showing someone getting hit in the face they'd just pop up a colorful screen with a word on it? Pick the better Batman just hit me in the face word:

BAM!
1(5.6%)
CRACK!
0(0.0%)
KAPOW!
5(27.8%)
THWACK!
10(55.6%)
SOCK!
1(5.6%)
WHAM!
1(5.6%)

Better Plant:

Poison Ivy
1(5.6%)
Cactus
7(38.9%)
Venus Fly Trap
4(22.2%)
Hemlock
4(22.2%)
Pitcher Plant
2(11.1%)


In the interest of spreading random useless knowledge, I also found a page on 5 facts about the 60's batman show. I figure most of you might enjoy it, since one of the facts is about Robin's junk. Anyway it's here so enjoy.

dream police

Poll #1335545 i'll section YOUR manager

Does a move from 1F to 23F actually count as a "heat wave"?

Yes
9(52.9%)
No
4(23.5%)
Fuck no!
4(23.5%)

Most embarrassing thing to be caught doing in your car at a red light:

Singing out loud
1(5.9%)
Singing out loud to Cheap Trick
3(17.6%)
Talking to yourself
0(0.0%)
Picking your nose
10(58.8%)
Putting on lipstick
2(11.8%)
Eating Taco Bell
1(5.9%)

Best (non-drinking) card game:

Rummy
3(17.6%)
War
0(0.0%)
Solitaire
1(5.9%)
Hearts
1(5.9%)
Poker
2(11.8%)
Blackjack
1(5.9%)
Euchre
3(17.6%)
Go Fish
0(0.0%)
Crazy Eights
1(5.9%)
Throwing the cards at people
5(29.4%)

Your suggestion for a holiday we could instate in February to give everyone a day off of work:

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