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Poll #1624630 REMEMBER THIS COMMUNITY?

WELL DO YOU?

YES
6(40.0%)
NO
1(6.7%)
WHO ARE YOU?
4(26.7%)
I LIKE TURTLES
4(26.7%)

WE WILL

WE WILL
7(36.8%)
ROCK YOU
7(36.8%)
STOMP STOMP CLAP
5(26.3%)

CHECK ONLY THE SECOND ANSWER TO THIS ONE

DON'T PICK THIS
1(8.3%)
PICK THIS
3(25.0%)
DON'T PICK THIS
1(8.3%)
DON'T PICK THIS
2(16.7%)
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PICK THIS
5(41.7%)

WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

YUENGLING LAGER (DRAFT)
0(0.0%)
YUENGLING LAGER (BOTTLE)
0(0.0%)
YUENGLING LAGER (CAN)
0(0.0%)
YUENGLING BLACK & TAN (BOTTLE)
6(66.7%)
SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HEATHEN
3(33.3%)

HAHAHAAHA THIS IS NOT A TICKY BOX QUESTION EITHER

YOU HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION
8(100.0%)

fancy seeing you here

I think someone should either make me a mod, or open up tag-editing abilities to everyone! (Or just me)

Poll #1388152 It's a sing-along!

Hi! My name is

what?
5(33.3%)
who?
2(13.3%)
tkka tkka Slim Shady
8(53.3%)

Are you

Johnny Ray
1(6.7%)
Slim Ray
0(0.0%)
Paid Ray
1(6.7%)
Who wants to know? Who wants to know?
3(20.0%)
Sting Ray
4(26.7%)
Nick Ray
0(0.0%)
Jimmy Ray
1(6.7%)
Who wants to know? Who wants to know?
5(33.3%)

I'm too sexy for

my love
0(0.0%)
my shirt
2(13.3%)
Milan, New York and Japan
4(26.7%)
your party
4(26.7%)
my car
0(0.0%)
my hat
0(0.0%)
my cat
5(33.3%)

A little bit of

Monica in my life
1(6.7%)
Erica by my side
1(6.7%)
Rita's all I need
1(6.7%)
Tina's all I see
1(6.7%)
Sandra in the sun
1(6.7%)
Mary all night long
2(13.3%)
Jessica here I am
5(33.3%)
you makes me your man
3(20.0%)

Sing with me, sing for the year!

Poll #1379352 This totally happens like every day!!!

Better Continent:

North America
6(37.5%)
South America
0(0.0%)
Africa
1(6.2%)
Europe
5(31.2%)
Asia
0(0.0%)
Australia
3(18.8%)
Antarctica
1(6.2%)

Worse Fashion for the Bottom Half of a NORMAL looking person's body:

Capri Pants
2(12.5%)
Hot Pants
3(18.8%)
Mini Skirt
1(6.2%)
Bicycle Shorts
0(0.0%)
Speedo
6(37.5%)
Thong
4(25.0%)

Member of the Mushroom Kingdom most likely to try and date rape you at a party:

Mario
0(0.0%)
Luigi
2(12.5%)
Peach
0(0.0%)
Toad
4(25.0%)
Wario
4(25.0%)
Bowser
4(25.0%)
Boo
2(12.5%)

Speaking of the Mushroom Kingdom, give me your best Mario inspired pick up line!



Well, this community hasn't been living up to it's namesake of being daily as of late. Hell, lately it's had a hard time of being monthly even. Look for more frequent updates in the future, hopefully. :)

HIJACK'D!

P.S. BOO ON NOT LETTING ME ADD TAGS D:

Poll #1364349 hijacking the looooove train

Better path to diabetes:

cake/cupcakes
3(17.6%)
brownies
5(29.4%)
cookies
3(17.6%)
chocolate bars
0(0.0%)
hard candy
1(5.9%)
pastries
3(17.6%)
soda
1(5.9%)
straight-up sugar
1(5.9%)

STD with the best name:

syphilis
3(17.6%)
gonorrhea
3(17.6%)
herpes
2(11.8%)
AIDS
0(0.0%)
syphigonoherpelAIDS
5(29.4%)
the above choice is not a real disease, you hack
3(17.6%)
I am a doctor, STFU
1(5.9%)

Guilty pleasure boy band:

N*SYNC
3(20.0%)
Backstreet Boys
6(40.0%)
98 Degrees
0(0.0%)
5ive
2(13.3%)
Dreamstreet
0(0.0%)
O-Town
0(0.0%)
New Kids on the Block
2(13.3%)
Menudo
0(0.0%)
Hanson
1(6.7%)
Jackson 5
1(6.7%)

A word that rhymes with "purple":

Yogurt attack?

Poll #1358172 Put the biscuit in the basket

From a guys persepctive, worse person to sleep with:

A friends girlfriend and or wife
5(33.3%)
A friends sister
0(0.0%)
A friends mom
2(13.3%)
A friends grandmother
3(20.0%)
A friends daughter
5(33.3%)

Better Non-English Language:

French
5(31.2%)
Spanish
0(0.0%)
German
2(12.5%)
Italian
0(0.0%)
Japanese
4(25.0%)
Mandarin Chinese
0(0.0%)
Javascript
0(0.0%)
Klingon
4(25.0%)
Something else!
1(6.2%)

Better Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle:

Leonardo
3(18.8%)
Raphael
2(12.5%)
Michelangelo
5(31.2%)
Donatello
6(37.5%)
I don't know what you are talking about...oh...and cowabunga!
0(0.0%)
Poll #1354699 Hands off, buster!

Better Suit in a deck of Cards:

Hearts
4(30.8%)
Diamonds
3(23.1%)
Spades
5(38.5%)
Clubs
1(7.7%)

Better Classic Looney Tunes Character:

Bugs Bunny
1(8.3%)
Daffy Duck
3(25.0%)
Road Runner
1(8.3%)
Wile E. Coyote
3(25.0%)
Porky Pig
0(0.0%)
Elmer Fudd
0(0.0%)
Tweety
1(8.3%)
Sylvester
1(8.3%)
Foghorn Leghorn
1(8.3%)
The Tazmanian Devil
1(8.3%)

Today is fat tuesday, which has a lot of completely uninteresting facts related to it. Since they all suck, make up a "fact" about fat tuesday:

cheap sunglasses

Poll #1351372 waaaaaaaaaaaah

Most annoying thing on a plane

Smelly person next to you
2(11.1%)
Large person next to you
0(0.0%)
Talkative person next to you
1(5.6%)
Crying baby anywhere near you
6(33.3%)
Turbulence
0(0.0%)
Lack of free pretzels!!
0(0.0%)
Person in front of you reclining their seat into your lap
2(11.1%)
Person behind you kicking / nudging your seat
6(33.3%)
No hot attendants
1(5.6%)

Favorite eye color:

Blue
4(22.2%)
Brown
5(27.8%)
Green
6(33.3%)
Grey
1(5.6%)
Hazel
0(0.0%)
Other (what others are there?)
2(11.1%)

What's worse:

Being short
11(61.1%)
Being tall
6(33.3%)

Best t-shirt slogan you've ever actually seen on a shirt:

I LOVE MY ICON

Poll #1350749 you better check your reference?

Best state to be vacationing in:

California
2(12.5%)
Florida
0(0.0%)
New York
1(6.2%)
Alaska
1(6.2%)
Hawaii
7(43.8%)
North Carolina
0(0.0%)
Texas
2(12.5%)
Nevada
0(0.0%)
Another state I will argue about in the comments!
3(18.8%)

Have you sent in your taxes yet?

Of course!
4(25.0%)
Hell no!
10(62.5%)
WTF are you talking about, Sev?
2(12.5%)

Worst thing to doodle on a piece of paper you end up having to give to your boss:

Stick figures having sex
2(12.5%)
Cock(s)
2(12.5%)
"Mrs. George W Bush", surrounded by hearts
1(6.2%)
"I <3 [my boss's name]", surrounded by hearts
0(0.0%)
Weed and/or you, smoking it
0(0.0%)
Gigantic boobs
0(0.0%)
A comic strip of you shooting/stabbing your annoying coworkers
2(12.5%)
The climax of the porn you wrote earlier that day
9(56.2%)

Tell me anything!

Something about nature rape...

Poll #1349931 Pollzorz?

Better Mode of Transportation

Boat
1(6.7%)
Car
2(13.3%)
Airplane
2(13.3%)
Helicopter
1(6.7%)
Train
2(13.3%)
Snowmobile
0(0.0%)
Dog Sled
1(6.7%)
Hot Air Balloon
2(13.3%)
Hovercraft
4(26.7%)
Bus
0(0.0%)

Better Calming Nature Sound:

Rain
7(46.7%)
Flowing Water
3(20.0%)
Crickets
0(0.0%)
A light breeze blowing through trees
4(26.7%)
Birds chirping
1(6.7%)

Which animal makes the funniest sounds?

Cat
3(20.0%)
Dog
1(6.7%)
Cow
3(20.0%)
Pig
2(13.3%)
Chicken
6(40.0%)

Ghettogories Results

After much conferring by the judges, we have an announcement to make.

The winner of the first round of Ghettogories is...
venefica_aura

Second place goes to jennyclarinet

and third was a 4 way tie between eerian_sadow, lassarina, mariediocre and hilldo.

(I apologize in advance for whatever user's name I spelled wrong!)

The judges will not explain their scoring methods, although bonus points were awarded for answered that we found to be humorous and at least somewhat relevant to the question. Anyone who is not happy with the results can get over it! It was all for fun anyway, damnit.

And if you are curious what everyone else answered, see behind the cut.

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Thanks to all who particpated. Another round will be coming soon.

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